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solarsyrup:

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what’s that noise.

sounds like a graveyard smash

i’m going to check

the……. monsters…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

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deez-no-relation:

abalidoth:

gayforcarstairsgirls:

“came back wrong” but it’s food that you heated up in the microwave

OK SO

For anyone who hasn’t heard my Microwave Rant:

Microwaves are designed to be used at a broad range of power levels. If you’re getting bad results reheating your food, and you’re doing everything on full blast, try a lower power setting! 50% power for twice the time, just give it a shot. It gives the heat time to spread evenly, and prevents overcooking of parts that are exposed to more radiation.

People complain about reheated pizza a lot – that’s bc overheating the crust makes it tough and chewy. I usually do pizza on 30% power for THREE times as long because it’s especially vulnerable – and my crust always comes out nice and tender.

I think there’s a good metaphor for Came Back Wrong here too: if you actually take the time to do your necromantic ritual and/or unholy experiment right, and don’t rush it at 100% power, you’re likely to get better results.

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badolmen:

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

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This is the only day you can RT this

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austinramsaygames:

lotusofhope:

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Here we fucking go. No space for hesitation this time, lads - we break the English connection now or never.

reminding myself to watch this unfold live (in 2-3 weeks)

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Let’s see if we can’t get these back to back!

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silktouchhands:

hoglinstep:

silktouchhands:

silktouchhands:

silktouchhands:

no more humanity for me im just this guy forever:

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thats my weird emotional support dog his name is jeremy

“i thought endermen hated endermites?” i never said i liked jeremy

dude i dont think you should have beef with your emotional support dog

the emotion he supports is rage

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buildoblivionthenwewilltalk:

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george come get your man he’s been lying in the snow for 11 years

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#asoiaf    
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toomanylizzes:

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dream job

Pride and Prejudice AU in which Elizabeth Bennet moves to Argentina and makes BANK.

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mangomybeloved:

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this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good

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maimysantiago99:

reagan-was-a-horrible-president:

modern-politics111:

This summer, the state libraries in Montana, Missouri and Texas and the local library in Midland, Texas, announced they’re leaving the ALA, with possibly more to come. Right-wing lawmakers in at least nine other states — Arizona, Georgia, Illinois, Louisiana, Mississippi, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota and Wyoming — demand similar action.

Part of the reason is the association’s defense of disputed books, many of which have LGBTQ+ and racial themes. 

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“This effort to change what libraries are, or even just take libraries away from communities, I think, is part of a larger effort to diminish the public good, to take away those information resources from individuals and really limit their opportunity to have the kinds of resources that a community hub, like a public library, provides,” said Deborah Caldwell-Stone, director of the American Library Association’s Office of Intellectual Freedom.

have to question whose agenda is served by taking away library service from the people and taking away the liberty to make ones own choices about one’s own reading,”

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manstrans:

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oh this is evil

What is that?

discord is adding parental surveillance. as nerdskii’s tags pointed out its a ridiculous measure that doesnt help anyone because apps like Signal exist for actual illegal/sketchy activity and this just hurts lgbt teens looking for somewhere to be themselves and have resources especially with conservative parents

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I use android. this is my secure folder, which was built into my phone. it has a customize option, so I’ve made it look like some bland fitness app. when you open it, it asks you to enter a password or unlock it in any other way you’ve set it to unlock before it lets you in

inside of this folder is like a 2nd phone almost, I can hide apps in here or have different accounts on apps I’ve already installed. I have a separate discord and tumblr inside of my secure folder (which I moved this blog to recently)

there are similar third party apps, usually disguised as a calculator that you set a certain number or calculation as the password to unlock. that’s a lot more inconspicuous if opened, but also more well known, and parents might be looking out for any suspicious calculator apps

also, be careful what 3rd party apps you download, especially when it’s concerning things like your accounts and data! make sure you’re downloading something safe and secure

this isn’t foolproof, depending on how far your parents are going to track you. if they’ve installed anything or had you install anything on your phone or computer, or had the chance while you weren’t there, be careful for spyware. some apps report how long you look at each app, or can record sound from your phone on demand

also important: a good VPN can secure what you’re looking at from the router, which parents may be able to access information from, but this also isn’t guaranteed to work if the parental controls are set to block VPNs

another one, if your parents are tracking your location but not your app usage: download a GPS spoofer. you don’t necessarily need to root your phone for this, as long as it’s supported in developer settings. a lot of them are branded as tools for pokemon go, which can be helpful for plausible deniability

parents reading this: these are things I’ve learned from constantly having my shit taken and looked through as a teen. you aren’t protecting your kids, you’re ruining any chance of them trusting you with anything. if something goes wrong, you’re going to be the last person they tell, because someone who goes to these lengths to see any little thing isn’t going to be chill when something actually bad happens if this is how you act when literally nothing is happening

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British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

hungry-joe:

ericvilas:

ericvilas:

aqueerkettleofish:

This just seemed appropriate today.

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

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FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

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steveraglan:

steveraglan:

french jason derulo be like. jason deruleaux

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wait

WHAT

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